Please say you love me back. Somebody’s gotta look out for Brittany. Santana: “Well that outfit isn’t helping. Santana: Thanks. Not to mention, a few episodes ago, Kurt disapproved of Santana's proposal and Santana actually shat all over Klaine's rela. You finally got an okay haircut. Just heard the news that trouty mouth is back in town. So get up in my grill, 'cause Brits and I wants to get our anesthesia on. Triple H gets new team set for a new NXT show. Santana: I don't know. A season finale is meant to tie up loose ends. And we'd like more please. Grouper mouth, froggy lips. I mean we won Regionals for the first time since dinosaurs ruling the planet and I still got a freakin' cherry icy facial. But since Brittany likes having a pet Irish, I’m not gonna explode you. He literally just said that. I'm not interested in the boys, or the makeup, or the polyester outfits. Most of this isn't mine anyway.". I have hated you ever since the day I met you. You're not fat. Oh crap, I think I just realized I’m gonna miss you. Santana: No, not really. Right now I am watching the Sadie Hawkins episode of Glee and the whole premise is to empower women and to make people who feel like no one will say “yes” to them put themselves out there and ask anyway. Santana: It is a Carrot Top convention. Santana: Now get out of my way please, afores I ends you. Yeah, it’s beautiful, but someone’s gotta help her cross the street, Santana: Britt, I want to talk about, you know, that thing we never talk about. Santana's Quotations are quotations made by Santana Lopez, portrayed by Naya Rivera. Santana: The truth about what? Instead of setting up for an actual battle between Glee clubs, the competitors were … —Santana and Carl, The Rocky Horror Glee Show. But I'm afraid of the talks and the looks. oh noes. Kurt had finally given in to Santana's many requests that he come dancing with her one night and was surprised to find that it was one of the best nights he'd had in months. Maybe Blaine didn't want to be with someone who looks like they just removed their top row of dentures every time they smile or someone who doesn't dress like an extra out of one of Andy Dick's more elaborate wet dreams. Cause I can play. I wasn't gonna go and mess it up. —Santana to Brittany and Sam, Blame It on the Alcohol. Sam hates being at… It means your boyfriend is full of crap, Hobbit. Sebastian: And what did you think Sha-Queer-A? And that will exist forever. Santana: But I wanted to thank you for singing that song with me in Glee Club. We don't have a choice. I assume you've been working as a baby polisher where young mothers place their infant's heads in your mouth to get back that new born shine. Admit it! Rory: Whoa. This is only temporary. Why would I... Why would I want that? The Newsroom (TV Series 2012–2014) cast and crew credits, including actors, actresses, directors, writers and more. For a moment Kurt forgets that Blaine and he are the only ones who know about Jesse and the words pop out of Kurt's mouth before he can stop them, he's so angry. —Rachel, Tina and Santana, Special Education. I'm Hispanic. Those romantic saps. I'm currently married to the amazing Blaine Anderson (technically now Blaine Hummel-Anderson. Santana: Can I just say you are the hottest dentist I've ever seen? Santana: Booyah. Guppy face, trouty mouth. I should know, I slept with you. Sebastian: Trent, I got this. I know what cheating looks like, I do it all the time. Finn's cute too. ... 8 KURT'S COVER OF "I WANT TO HOLD YOUR HAND" ... We then later discovered from actress Naya Rivera who plays Santana that this was not a part of the script, and her scream was an unplanned reaction to her shock of Monteith's death. The sectionals finale was a big disappointment. Carl: I get that all the time. Men. Santana: In theory. We'll just see if that happens. But I'm all alone, stuck here with you. which means I have a killer health plan which pays for everything. Let us give you an introduction into the way we work. Dave: None of your business, J Lo. I have awesome gay-dar. Well, most of them. The Archive will be down for 2 hours of maintenance between 05:00-07:00 UTC on Thursday, October 1 (what time is that for me?Please check @AO3_Status on Twitter for updates. Blaine's handsome brother said it best: college is a waste of time. I love suckin’ on those salamander lips. Let alone Kurt and Blaine. And maybe if you used them, you wouldn't have more oil than the Middle East on your face. Santana: Please,she's like a cat in heat. I have rage. (Girls are about to cut hair off for charity) Will: You can't do that. Santana: Look, we may still be Cheerios, but neither of us ever gave Sue the set list. You know, and the only thing that can keep you from freezing to death is to have good friends around you to keep you warm. All day every day. Private Investigations in Rhode Island and Massachusetts. We have to keep Finn wet before we roll him back to sea. Hey! Overall it was a lovely episode to honor a lovely person. Wait. Oh yeah. This is embarrassing. Meanwhile, Blaine forges a friendship with a woman who is a Broadway powerhouse and wants to make Blaine a star (but who doesn’t give a rip about Kurt), and Mercedes gets some help from Santana finding a single for her album, and tries to get Santana to record with her for the actual release, against the advice of her producer and even Santana. Santana slaps Finn, —Santana, Finn, Rachel and Will, Mash Off, When I get really pissed off, Santana gets taken over by my other evil personality. Mr. Schue: Wait, what? Rachel: Glad that you found your corner of the sky, Santana. Feelings for you, that I'm afraid of dealing with, because I'm afraid of dealing with the consequences.