When a movie starts with crappy music and first scene is a couple having sex, you know the rest is going to be crap! Was this review helpful?
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A group of scientists try to track down and trap a killer alien seductress before she successfully mates with a human. Worst acting ever. She is too good for this film, apart from when she is limping. That girl with spandex is the one making difference, she can turned every man on
Once on the ground, their reconnaissance mission soon turns into a battle for survival against the planet's hostile alien lifeforms.
After a deep space exploration vessel discovers a potentially habitable planet, a scouting team composed of human and biorobotic individuals is dispatched to investigate the planet's ...
The music is unbearable.
Really annoying music that is over played.
Was this review helpful? A Robot who screams and limps when it gets a shard of Rock is its thigh, then grits its teeth when it puts a bandage around it, One minute her uniform is covered in blood the next minute its spotless the the next shot its full of blood again, The Commander has a gun that fires forever and ever and ever, AND just a team of 4 people to go down onto a planet to check out if it habitable.. Sound designer "Luke Gibleon" needs beating for making such a pathetic and absurd music and ruins the entire movie.
Just watch it when you are out of movies and nothing better to do.
Visually, 'Alien Expedition' looks incredibly cheap even for something made on a low budget. Was this review helpful?
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UFO's, Aliens, Men in Black, Government conspiracies and agendas. Along with a crew of space pirates, she must again battle the … 3 out of 3 found this helpful.
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The ladies are not going to take this laying down and track down the thieves and take them out one by one in both sexual and violent ways.
This film is so bad it's not even worth a quarter star. His father learns about it, and ... 200 years after her death, Ellen Ripley is revived as a powerful human/alien hybrid clone. This is Alien Expedition, not Alien Covenant.
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I thought it was pretty decent. 4 out of 14 found this helpful.
I enjoyed the story especially the gadgetry and the dinosaur that camouflage with the rocks was a good idea.
A Sexy Grindhouse/Action/Comedy where a little brothel in Texas gets robbed by a gang of thieves. December 30, 1941. 'Alien Expedition's' concept was not the best, it didn't look good and part of me did think there was a high chance it would be executed poorly, but there was something about it that semi-intrigued. Suddenly, Shi Ji the snake spirit appears, declaring that she has come for revenge for the ... Was this review helpful? I started watching this thinking it was going to be an action sci fi, maybe one of those undiscovered gems I find once in a while made in other countries Had there been a big budget it would surely be a great hit movie of the year.
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7 out of 19 found this helpful. In the year 2037 (don't ask) the MCS Nova Red is on a deep-space expedition, livable planets, natural resources, etc. 18 out of 32 found this helpful.
A natural rival for the hot and humorous female android in Jason X. Aurora is the reason for the 3 stars. 5 out of 12 found this helpful.
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They're soon met with some of their worst fears as they discover the planet is inhabited by monstrous dinosaurs.